Reader(s): I am without a scanner this week due to travels.  Apologies for the gritty and photo-realistic comic above.

 

Hephaestus is my favorite Greek God because according to Robert Graves, he was in charge of “An army of golden robot women.”  I’m not sure what Graves’ sources were on that, but I’m hoping that Hephaestus got to throw a lot of awesome golden robot women themed parties.